Doctor Joe had slept with one of his patients and had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't.

The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear that soothing voice, within himself, trying to reassure him:

"Joe, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Let it go."


But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality:

"Joe, you're a vet."

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met 6-2-99, engaged 6-2-00, married 6-2-01, H moves out 3-26-02, H moves home 5-27-02, Recovered

The significant problems we face can not be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting to get a different result. Persistence is great, but you must persist with something that works.

Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence. - Albert Einstein

It isn't what is done to us that defines us, it is how we respond to it. - Takola

Bwa HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Thankfully, I've never done that!

Here's one:

Guy goes 2 his doctor and says: "Doc, I've been having trouble remembering things lately."

Doc: "How long has this been going on?"

Guy: "How long has what been going on?"

"And when you stop and think about it
You won't believe it's true
That all the love you've been giving
Has all been meant for you."
-The Moody Blues, "Question"